PHP Jesus

Bubs 02.02.2022

Alkuperäinen sävel: Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode

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Your own PHP Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own PHP Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

Problem unknown
And your issue alone
Nginx is boned
By the edge node
Open up the ingress
I'll give you a process

You did your best
Omitted unit tests
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

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Reach out, commit change

Your own PHP Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own PHP Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

Problem unknown
And your issue alone
Nginx is boned
By the edge node
Open up the ingress
I'll give you a process

I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver

Reach out, commit change
Your own PHP Jesus

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